February 2012
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
codons:
It was all because of your because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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When my friends and I met Allstar Weekend
Me: Cameron is so cute!
My sister: I know! (looking at Cameron talking with other fans) I mean look at that ass....!
Cameron: (turns around immediately pointing at her) HEY! I heard that!!
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“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no...”
– The Doctor (via wheresmythief)
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I don't want another pretty face, I don't want...
Please help me to improve my education by keeping... →
charlielikesdragons:
charlielikesdragons:
This involves me breaking out some pretty specific details about my personal life (like my location), but if we can get a lot of signatures, it could be very worth it.
I go to the University of Northern Iowa, which is a top school in the Midwest and across the country for educating future teachers. It has held this reputation for many years, and one...
I'm petrified of losing my ambition.
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God Bless the Broken Road by Rascal...
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istolesierrakusterbecksvirginity:
Shit, I don’t think you guys understand how much I miss and love Jesse McCartney.
I loved him in elementary school the same way I love Sierra now.
kljklfgjldf.
I was born to be a fangirl.
pretty much.
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My brother got in trouble at school today
shutupmerlin:
He had to write a script for his drama class, and in it he made two of his characters gay
He got in trouble for having ‘inappropriate themes’ in his script and was told to remove the pairing
He thought that was rubbish, because pretty much every other script had a hetero couple in it, so he argued with his teacher about why the other kids got to have couples in theirs, but he...
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Harry: “Louis can I give you a blowjob?”
Louis:...
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This is the final version that I am actually...
allypopx:
To Whom it May Concern,
Tonight was the winter finale of the Fox hit show Glee! It was a very emotionally charged hour of television, full of themes and issues that may be of particular interest to your younger viewers. In fact, this episode was full of themes that a lot of your younger viewers might have dealt with personally. Specifically, I’m thinking of the issue of teen suicide....
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Girl at school: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!!!
Me: NO! Jimmy protested.
Girl at school: What?
Me: I like girls who eat carrrots...
Me: Vas happenin?
Me: Potato?
Girl at school: What are you talking about?
Me: Don't worry. I was just checking on the extent of your obsession.